coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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