I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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