No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
After tacos, we're chasing women.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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