I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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