if only i could text you this smell
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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