Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
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So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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