Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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