i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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