dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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