I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
farters have to be the big spoon...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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