ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm drive I can fine osifer
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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