; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
dude i'm inner monologue high
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have already put on my inside pants.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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