# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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