can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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