That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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