She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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