whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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