Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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