I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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