Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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