I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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