And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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