The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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