I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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