Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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