he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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