Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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