Do vagina's smell?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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