BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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