This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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