So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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