Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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