How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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