That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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