Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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