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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth

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  so he'll probably take me somewhere nice

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• (561): View more from Florida

  he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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  you for real need to get over him dude

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• (941): View more from Florida

  so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You left wolverine marks

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  I'm somewhere between sorry and proud

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.

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