well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.