Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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