Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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