she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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