My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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