real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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