At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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