Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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