she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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