Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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