the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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