I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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