How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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