I look better un-naked...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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