My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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