No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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