It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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