He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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