what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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