Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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