make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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