Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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