You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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